"Gay the Musical" based on the novel "Gay" by Marcia Gay-Harden

Upon a recent reviewing of The Producers, we realised there really isn't enough representation of homosexuality in musical theatre. To compensate for this problematic problemo (Hey there Maria) we have intelligently retitled some well known musical theatre numbers. This inspired us to write our own musical. If someone like Andrew Lloyd Webber can slap a mask on a guy and call it a musical, then so can we. Here are a few of our ideas: 

Not A Gay Goes By

Memoirs of A Gaysha

I’m Not That Gay

If You Were Straight

Macavity, the Homosexual Cat

Gimme, Gimme a Gay after Midnight

If I Were A Gay Man

16 going on Gay

Damn It Jannet, I’m Gay

Gayspell

Jesus Christ Super Gay

Can You Feel the Gay Tonight

Glitter and Your Mum’s Gay

On The Street Where You are Gay

I Only Wanna Say… You’re Gay

Make Em’ Fey

Homo, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

Anything Gay

Somewhere That’s Gay

Liza Minelli

Harry Potter